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Marketing for Dummies
This is a special scenario of "Marketing for Dummies" in settings of sex deals.
She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and says, "I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Direct Marketing.
She's at a party with a bunch of friends and sees a handsome guy. One of her friends goes up to him and, pointing at her, says, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Advertising.
She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and gets his telephone number. The next day she calls and says, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Telemarketing.
She's at a party and sees a handsome guy. She gets up and straightens her dress. She walks up to him and pours him a drink. She says, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing her breast lightly against his arm, and then she says, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.
She's at a party and sees a handsome guy. She walks up to him and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." - That's Brand Recognition.
She's at a party with a friend and sees a handsome guy. Her friend talks him into going home with her. - That's a Sales Rep.
She can't satisfy him so she calls her friend. - That's Tech Support.
She's on her way to a party when she realizes that there could be handsome men in all these houses she's passing. So she climbs onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of her lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" - That's Spam. |
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