转贴-关于顾问这个职业-E文

Frenkie1979 · 发表于 2011-2-15 19:37

ARE YOU A CONSULTANT OR A HOOKER?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It’s difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it.
13. Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
14. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you’re left hanging with only other “professionals.”
15. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
16. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
17. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
18. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
19. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it’s not your problem.
20. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
21. You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal.
22. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it’s the client who walks away smiling.
23. The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
24. When you deduct your “take” from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
25. Every day you wake up and tell yourself, “I’m not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life.”

zzwei321 · 发表于 2011-2-16 08:45

呵呵，正想向這個職業發展哦！

lvfeng · 发表于 2011-2-16 09:42

偶符合17个条款...............

29365286 · 发表于 2011-2-16 11:06

很不错，谁能翻译一下就更好了，我这半吊子英语，看得是懂非懂的！

dancinglily_200 · 发表于 2011-2-16 14:53

ARE YOU A CONSULTANT OR A HOOKER?
1. You work very odd hours.
工作时间很奇怪
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
让客户满意使你赚到很多不少钱
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
赚的不错，可是老板赚的是大部分。
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
大部分时间呆在旅馆里
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
按小时收费，不过价格合适可以延时。
6. You are not proud of what you do.
咱做什么的，咱不觉得骄傲。
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
为客户创造幻想，值得嘉奖
8. It’s difficult to have a family.
有个家太难
9. You have no job satisfaction.
没有工作满足感
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
如果客户给你一顿老拳，老板只会给你换个客户
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
告诉别人，你怎么谋生会很尴尬
12. People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it.
别人问你干什么的，你不好解释
13. Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
聚会的时候，家里人不太认得出你，至少你还去了
14. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you’re left hanging with only other “professionals.”
朋友们逐渐远离，只能和其他工作者一块出去
15. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
客户付酒店和小时费用
16. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
客户总会想知道，你如何收费，还是他们会得到什么对应服务。
17. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
你老板开大奔或者宝马。
18. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
你老板鼓励喝酒，而你药物上瘾，只是为了减轻痛苦
19. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it’s not your problem.
你知道老板跟客户要的比你实际价值高的多，但是客户愿意给，那又怪谁呢。
20. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
去见客户的时候，你看起来很棒，回来的时候，糟透了。看看你周一早上和周五晚上的样子就知道了。
21. You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal.
痛苦折磨时候的表现，是定价的基础
22. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it’s the client who walks away smiling.
虽说拿了不菲的钱，笑着走的还是客户。
23. The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
客户总觉得你收费高，所以，反过来，老惦记着你能创造奇迹。
24. When you deduct your “take” from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
拿到自己那份钱的时候，你会不断的想，是不是下个老板的报酬率更好。
25. Every day you wake up and tell yourself, “I’m not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life.”
每天你起床，都告诉自己，我下半辈子再也不干这事了。